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Funny I m Going To Be Out Of The Office Email Message





The next time you’re going to be away from the office for a few days and you don’t want your email box to “overload”, try this funny notice:


Dear

I will be [ ]sick [ ]at the beach [ ]in jail [ ]at the sanatorium [ ]in limbo [ ]in jeopardy [ ]on Jeopardy [ ]away from the office [ ]at the Playboy mansion

until [ ]the rash goes away [ ]I’m released [ ](put a date in here) [ ]hell freezes over [ ]somebody notices I’m away [ ]I’m cured [ ]the 4th of never [ ]global cooling starts.

If this is an urgent request [ ]too bad [ ]contact (put someone’s name and email address here) [ ]tell somebody who cares [ ]send it by “snail mail” – I’ll be back by then [ ]try 911 [ ]bite the bullet [ ]start crying!

I will [ ]eat lots [ ]check my messages [ ]buy souvenirs [ ]drink lots [ ]chill out [ ]work out [ ]break out [ ]come out, while I’m away

but [ ]don’t hold your breath [ ]don’t worry, be happy [ ]I may withdraw [ ]I may not get back to you [ ]life sucks sometimes [ ]eat your veggies anyway [ ] don’t send me any big files [ ]hang in there.

Cheers,


Just stick the person’s name that you are sending it to at the top and your name at the bottom and “X” out your message. Then copy and paste it into your email program.

It’s easy. It’s funny Try it!
About Author Darry McGaw :

Darry is a retired corporate trainer living in Vancouver, Canada (home of the 2010 Olympics). He rides a Harley when not working on his website - http://www.funny-email-for-everyone.com


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