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Publishing Guidelines: Feel free to publish the following article in its entirety in your ezine, website, or print newsletter. The resource box must be included with an active link. Please send a courtesy copy of the publication in which the article appears to: deborah@fiveminuteparent.com Word wrap to 60, (173 words) 10 Things My Preschooler Taught Me by Deborah Shelton 1. That no matter how many snails are lined up on your arm, there's always room for one more. 2. That chocolate ice cream stains on a white rug can be considered works of art if you squint hard enough. 3. That tissues are a waste of time, especially if you have a perfectly good shirt sleeve. 4. That ketchup smeared into television speaker holes, once dried, actually enhances the sound quality of cartoons. 5. That cold pizza is the fifth major food group. 6. That "butt" and "poop" are two of the funniest and most underrated words in the English language. 7. That when you're running late in the morning, every single sock in the house will have mysteriously disappeared. 8. That the only way to truly appreciate a Scooby-Doo movie is to watch it twice a day, every day, until the tape turns to black and white. 9. That your friends are your friends until they wipe a booger on your neck. 10. That when you're eating watermelon, clothing is optional.
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